Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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