Can i not drive my cunt home
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I have already put on my inside pants.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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