At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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