You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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