Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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