i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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