I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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