I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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