quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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