another moral hangover. fuck.
Where is the hickey?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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