Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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