Pappa wants mamma naked
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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