Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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