Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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