like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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