Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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