Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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