Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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