2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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