But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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