i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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