Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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