don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Four minutes until I can fart!
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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