he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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