She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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