Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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