no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
