They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Welp...herpes.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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