why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
nutella sex= disaster
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
