he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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