just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
