Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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