Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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