you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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