All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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