thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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