Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Church boner. Awkwardddd
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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