why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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