do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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