but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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