Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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