Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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