Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
