they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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