i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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