Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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