I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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