She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
