Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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