looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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