all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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