RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just sucked dick on a ferry
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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