weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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